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[avengedfury]

[one day there appears, outside of Fury's office, a box that says "suggestions". Fury regrets it deeply, but it is required by law now or some namby pamby bullshit. So there it is.]

Comments

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

Buy Hulk a shock collar. It's humane because he's not an animal. Banner will understand.

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

Ban Clint from the cookies in the break room. He's being a fatass.

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

So, I'm thinking like a two piece costume for Natasha. The one right now is a little boring. Maybe something like a bikini top and biker shorts, I don't know, you hash this out. I look forward to the results.

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

Tony has been working really hard and it shows, you should let him take a weekend off. Thanks! -- Steve.

PS. How do I turn anonymous off??

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

I suggest you take this issue up with Natasha herself. Though you should realize that S.H.I.E.L.D. uniforms are standard issue, and no one wants to see you in a bikini, Stark.

[buuuuusted]

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

Update on the Natasha costume idea: So, maybe something like a corset? Garters?? Knee high boots???

anonymous.

[takestheshot.livejournal.com]

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Uhm, different person here but I would.

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

Ban Clint from life.

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

Stark works less than anyone else around here, so as long as he is on call and you are still on base, and as long as I don't have to clean up any of his messes, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Frankly, a weekend without him would be welcome.

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

S.H.I.E.L.D. uniforms remain standard issue, Stark, though it will be very entertaining to watch you fight in high heeled boots.

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

[finally, a decent suggestion]

That can be arranged.

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Golly Mr. Fury, I think you're being pretty tough on Mr. Stark!! But thanks, I'll pass along the message.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Excuse me.

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

This is not kindergarten, and I am not your therapist, take your petty quarrels out of this stupid box, Stark.

anonymous.

[spangledman.livejournal.com]

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

No.

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

Then you'll get to pay the therapy bills. I'm sure you can front them.

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

[this is getting pinned on his wall as a reminder that not all of his charges are pains in the ass. Steve is like his puppy.]

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

Do not mistake this for a joke, I have the power to do so, and the more you toe the line, the closer S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ is to becoming a dry building with the exception of my office

NOT ANONYMOUS

[takestheshot.livejournal.com]

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

Get me a shock collar that will work on the Hulk and we'll talk.

Re: NOT ANONYMOUS

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you think so, now keep the on-mission shenanigans to a minimum.

anonymous☿

[jotunnblood.livejournal.com]

p.s.

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