IC Inbox

[avengedfury]

[one day there appears, outside of Fury's office, a box that says "suggestions". Fury regrets it deeply, but it is required by law now or some namby pamby bullshit. So there it is.]

Comments

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

Buy Hulk a shock collar. It's humane because he's not an animal. Banner will understand.

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

Get me a shock collar that will work on the Hulk and we'll talk.

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

Ban Clint from the cookies in the break room. He's being a fatass.

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

Stark, I know this is you, and I know you actually read these, unlike the official memos, so upgrade the security systems to include magic. Sooner, rather than later.

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

So, I'm thinking like a two piece costume for Natasha. The one right now is a little boring. Maybe something like a bikini top and biker shorts, I don't know, you hash this out. I look forward to the results.

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

I suggest you take this issue up with Natasha herself. Though you should realize that S.H.I.E.L.D. uniforms are standard issue, and no one wants to see you in a bikini, Stark.

[buuuuusted]

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

Tony has been working really hard and it shows, you should let him take a weekend off. Thanks! -- Steve.

PS. How do I turn anonymous off??

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

Stark works less than anyone else around here, so as long as he is on call and you are still on base, and as long as I don't have to clean up any of his messes, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Frankly, a weekend without him would be welcome.

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

Update on the Natasha costume idea: So, maybe something like a corset? Garters?? Knee high boots???

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

S.H.I.E.L.D. uniforms remain standard issue, Stark, though it will be very entertaining to watch you fight in high heeled boots.

anonymous.

[takestheshot.livejournal.com]

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

[finally, a decent suggestion]

That can be arranged.

anonymous.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

SUGGESTION:

Ban Clint from life.

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

This is not kindergarten, and I am not your therapist, take your petty quarrels out of this stupid box, Stark.

anonymous.

[spangledman.livejournal.com]

Re: anonymous.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

[this is getting pinned on his wall as a reminder that not all of his charges are pains in the ass. Steve is like his puppy.]

anonymous☿

[jotunnblood.livejournal.com]

p.s.

[jotunnblood.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY ANONYMOUS

[odinsons]

Re: TOTALLY ANONYMOUS

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

[someone has got to give Thor handwriting lessons. That someone not being Fury. He makes a memo to Coulson to enroll Thor in kindergarten]

I was not aware Poptarts came in strawberry without frosting. Maybe someone has been scraping it off just to get to you.

[The things that come through this box...though, in the scheme of things, it is a pretty small request]

Send in a suggestion as to what flavors you want and I'll see that it gets put on the supply list.

[jotunnblood.livejournal.com]

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

Stark, what have I said about uniform modifications? I also don't think Captain Rogers would appreciate having his backside unprotected.

You are also dangerously close to a very expensive sexual harassment suit that will come out of your paycheck. [Steve is his puppy; don't mess with Steve ]<

[odinsons]

[ SO CONSIDER THIS OOC FOR YOUR IC INBOX. this may sound sort of weird and would probably be handled better through a pm, but public embarrassment is more the route we prefer to take. ANYHOW. since we all keep creeping around you like stalkers we would like to extend (CORDIALLY!!! look even a fancy legit invite was made this is how serious we are) an invite for you to join us in a weird high school au we have going. and we are going to be doing this winter formal post (but it's not up yet). in this au we have fit fury in to be the WONDERFUL CARING LOVING AWESOME principal and would love love love to have him come angrily chaperone the formal. sooooooooooooooooooo

please check yes or no if you are interested. otherwise i will just suffer in embarrassment at having posted this comment for anyone to see. i promise we're not weirdos. just tenderly caressing our avengers boners and need a nick to fill our needs. DON'T BREAK OUR HEARTS. or whatever. this is weird. i'm sorry. we would love to have you join us for this (and any other shenanigans we get up to)... please consider!! ]

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

[Oh, oh wow. I am so beyond flattered right now, you guys, this is so amazing. I would love to have Fury angrily chaperone the formal and hand out detentions like candy to kids spiking the punch (I imagine Tony will end up with twenty by the end of the night) and other shenanigans and generally hate his decision to handle a bunch of teenagers.

Out of curiosity, who all do you have? Will Fury be the only chaperone? You said the post isn't up yet, but just link me when it's up, and Fury will be there, looming over everyone's shoulders, hoping to keep things at a minimum through pure intimidation]

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

[ SOOOooooOOOoo like before HAHHAHA WE CREATED A DISGUSTING STRIPPERVERSE where tony runs a high end strip club and recently it has come into his hands so he's putting away the ole manthong and taking it over and steve is the new poor baby who came to get a decent living and loki and thor and clint are the veteran strip acts and bruce mans the bar and darcy is the taser-weilding bouncer and coulson helps with the costuming behind the scenes and i was thinking fury would be a major benefactor with his own box ok LISTEN LMFAO I JUST
I HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR THIS
OTHER THAN I DECIDED TONIGHT THIS WAS HAPPENING
DO YOU ACCEPT Y/N HAHAHHAHAA

but
seriously
.... ]

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

oh my god i can't even take that picture seriously
please don't stop speaking to us because of it oh my god

slides this over

[odinsons]

WE WANT YOU AGAIN AHFJKLSDF.

shieldacademy. boarding school. sort of like the high school thing we roped you into before. but yeah. we're starting this and wanted to extend another invite to you.

oh yeah! and also for non-sexual shenanigans we have assempole if you would like to slide over and have nick law down the law.

[avengedfury.livejournal.com]

WOW YOU GUYS ARE BUSY.

I'm going to assume that Fury is also the principal here? If so, I will definitely keep an eye on what you guys do and slip him in when you least expect it to scare everyone and keep them on their toes, discipline-wise.

And I see you have a Burn Book. Let me just say that Fury did not leave the South Side for this. and he will smash all the fire alarms he needs to to get everyone to cooperate.

Again, thank you guys so much for thinking of me and inviting me to play!

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

hey man! it's been a while but we've all picked up shop and moved over to dreamwidth for the most part and i just wanted to let you know we've moved some stuff/action over there if you'd liek to continue to join us in any of these adventures c:

here's the latest post we have up (http://assempole.dreamwidth.org/2970.html#comments) in stuff we're doing (still shamelessly doing stripper verse stuff holla) and as said before there's like ZERO requirement to do sexual stuff but we would love it if you brought fury to chill with the guys. c: him and tony can have terse talks and peter parker will be terrified of him and it'll be awesome period.

EITHER WAY WE MISS HWO FUN YOU ARE as always and we always have open doors for you c: ♥ if you'd like to keep in contact with us or anything (NO pressure at all) we all have plurks and aim and skype and shit. OK rambling over yes flies away